(For those of you not in the know, Wine after Wine was my dubiously-conceived high-school/wine-party mashup. You can judge the results for yourself.)
Bottles of wine consumed: 18.25 (2 malbecs, 2 cabernets, 2 rieslings, 2 shirazes, 1 sangioevese, 1 moscato d'asti, 1 merlot, 1 pinot noir, 1 haute-medoc, 1 montepulciano, 3 random spanish/portugese reds, 1 random spanish white, part of a bottle of port)
Corkscrews mangled: 2
Corks mangled: 3
Corkscrews purchased mid-party: 1
Fraction of Kushal's party playlist deemed inappropriate for parties: 1/4
Cyndi Lauper songs on said playlist: 2
Ratio at which table salt should be substituted for kosher salt: .5
Approximate number of masa tots made with a substitution ratio of 1: 60
Number consumed: 20
Avocados consumed in guac form: 3
Discussions about whether Tom is grabbing Lisa's breast in their save-the-date manget: 3
High school yearbooks analyzed: 1
Viewings of Can't Hardly Wait: 1
Failed attempts by Larry to put his name tag on his wine: 3
wtf????????
ReplyDelete